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Sheesh! If my Vagina could talk? Just a little fun

 Hello Friends.
Let's have a chuckle.

If your Vagina could talk she would say she quits! Then move to the next continent.

She would say. ''Honey; I have been with you a long time but you neglect me. All these years I've been right here and yet you still don't know my full potential.

 She would say you take me for granted. You never treated me like the Queen I am I need your tender loving care.

 Once a year you take me to some stranger for them to Scrape and poke around at me as though I was an experiment. I forgive you I know it's for the best. 
 Then you would have children the pressure my goodness; some big heads causing me a great deal of stress.
She would say you bump and grind all over me and just as I am about to make a grand finale, epic overflow you stop. 😞

If my vagina could talk she would say she has hypertension and I am the cause.

 She would say once a month you adorn me with bloomers as though something had died. and scorn me with shame.😡 Other times you  squeeze me so tight with those leggings and Oh my Gosh those jeans! I quit.

 Don't you see I am beautiful. I am  decadent and flowing of priceless nectar. I am the rarest of its kind.

  She would say you treat me as though I was some item you bought from the store and never wore.
 I quit!

You haven't even gotten to fully know me . You let some men in to my home. Who can't really care for me. Or Tiny Mr willy that can't really willy nilly me. I QUIT.

If your vagina could talk she would say. Just like your breast and the rest of your body she needs to be taken care of. Be careful of who you let enter in. STD, HIV AND AIDS she doesn't want to live with. She would ask will you protect me?

She would say settle down and find someone who wants to explore her full potential.  (Marriage is important to her. The way God intended it to be).

She would say it's okay for her to release, Release Me yes please.........! She wants to have MULTIPLE orgasms and yes; leave the bloomers for Grandma. (Bloomers ugly underwear) Actually she would suggest burning the bloomers.

She would also say. "Menopause doesn't mean I don't exist I am still here". Hello!

She wants to be trimmed and pampered. She would say treat me with optimal care and never let anyone neglect her. She wants you to acknowledge that her role to life is quite important and that she is important to you.

Be good to your Vagina and she may be good to you.

A little fun
Simply Zsa Zsah

Food for thought

1 Peter 3:3-4 King James Version (KJV)
3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;
4 But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.

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